The Wrong Gift, Wrong Person

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right
note...romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and
bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got
the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart along
with this note:

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
sister,
I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short
ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really
smart.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to
see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I I
hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.