All Sardarji Jokes

After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son
were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was
occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the
top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the
stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a
cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son
returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand hindi
had occupied his son's birth . Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and
asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand
Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole
situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained , " That man
sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."

Marriage
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
Three Engines

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has
failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour

longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty
minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we

can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain
announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed
another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine
left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Chinese
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. "Mother:
Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when
both parents are Sikh?" "
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the
Earth now is a Chinese."

House on Fire
Once a building caught fire and two guys and a sardar were trapped in
the balcony. On the ground, fire fighters caught hold of a net and
asked them to jump.
The first one jumped but the fire fighters removed the net and he was
killed. Then the other guy was asked to jump and again they removed
the net too soon and he was dead. Seeing all this, the sardar was furious and said: "You keep
the net on the ground and get away from it. I don't trust you.

Window
A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert. They
were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had

nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they
continued their journey.

The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the
sardar took the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the

japanese "I'm confused,why did you bring the radiator?" The japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the japanese asked

the sardar why he had chosen the door. The sardar quickly responded to
this question, "Well,when I shall feel the need to get some breeze in
this summer all have to do is roll down the window."