Sardarji Jokes

Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this Packet
Sardar:- Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it...

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.