This is how American Capitalism work

A 12-year-old American lad asked his father, who was an economics
professor at Harvard, how American capitalism worked.

"Well" said his dad, "I make money. That is Capital. Your mother
runs the home. That is Management, while the maid, who is Labour,
does the work.

"You are Production, the result of co-operation between Capital
and Management, while your baby brother is the Future.

"That night the lad heard his baby brother crying because his
nappy was dirty, so he went in search of his mother, but she was fast
asleep.

Eventually he decided to wake the maid, only to find his father
hiding behind her bedroom door. His father gane him a wallop and
sent him back to bed.

The next day he said to his father: "Now I know exactly how
capitalism works. "Management is asleep, Capital is exploiting
Labour, Production is hard hit, and the Future stinks!"