Life's Ups and Downs

Falling in love.
Falling off a cliff.


Having your 2:00 appointment cancelled on a beautiful day.
Having your 2:00 appointment cancelled because it's storming.

Watching your child do something for the first time.
Watching your child leave home.

A great idea.
A great idea that someone stole from you.


A hot shower on a cold morning.
A cold shower on a cold morning.


A hug.
A honk.

A walk in the rain.
A walk in the acid rain.

Holding someone you love in front of a fireplace.
Not having a fireplace.


Catching snowflakes on your tongue.
Catching a love bug on your tongue.


Seeing a shooting star.
Seeing someone shooting an animal.

Tailgating on a warm Sunday afternoon.
Getting pulled over for tailgating.

Clean sheets.
Spilling milk in your clean sheets.


Falling asleep in the sun on a cool spring day.
Falling asleep in the sun at noon on the beach with no sunscreen.



Hugging a big teddy bear.
Hugging a big, sweaty sumo wrestler.

Playing miniature golf.
Playing miniature pool.

Catching your favorite TV show.
Realizing you've wasted your time watching your favorite TV show.


Laughing so hard
your face hurts.
Laughing so hard
you snort your drink.


Listening to classical music.
Listening to "Polka, Polka, Polka".

Finding out a sweater you like is half price.
Finding out a sweater you like is ugly.

Birthday cakes.
Cow pies.