Duties of Wives

Duties of Wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

New wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told

his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it

took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house

and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the

cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but

the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man Brian had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he

Told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,

laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot

Meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see

anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day

most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his

left eye - Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a

handyman.

God Bless Women ..