My son is mischiveous

MAN 2 ANOTHER MAN:"BOYS R GETTING VERY MISCHIEVOUS DESE DAYS"
OTHER 1:"HMM......U R RITE"
FIRST MAN:"DO U'VE A SON??"
ANOTHER MAN:"YES"
FIRST:HE SURELY DO SUMTHING MISCHIEVOUS???
ANOTHER:"NOO!!"
FIRST:"HE SURELY DO SMOKING??"
ANOTHER:"NO"
FIRST:"HE SURELY CRACK DA WINDOWS OF NEIGHBOURS BY THROWING BALSS??"
ANOTHER:"NO"
FIRST:"WAT A GUD BOY IS UR SON!!!"
ANOTHER:"YEAH...HE SURE IS"
FIRST:"BTW WAT IS THE AGE OF UR SON?"
ANOTHER:"HE IS JUST OF 2 MONTHS!!"