Who is the boss?

When man was created, all the parts of the body
argued over who would be boss.

The brain explained that since he controlled the
whole body, that he should be boss.

The legs argued that since they took the man wherever
he wanted to go, they should be boss.

The stomach countered with the explanation that since
the man would die without nourishment of food he should be boss.

The eyes said that without them, the man would be helpless,
so they should be the boss.

Then the asshole applied for the job.

The other body parts laughed so hard, that the asshole
got mad and closed up.

After a few days, the brain went foggy, the legs got
wobbly, the stomach got ill, and the eyes crossed, and could
not see.

They all gave in, and made the asshole the boss.

That just proves that you don't have to be a brain to
be a boss,

You just have to be an asshole !!