Fun:Sardarji caught in a Shipwreck

A Sardarji was travelling in a ship carrying lot of sheep and a
watchdog. A watchdog's duty is to look after the sheep and protect
them from dangers and strangers. The Sardarji had bought the sheeps
and dog for a cheap price from Australia and returning to Punjab to
raise them. Suddenly, the ship was caught in a cyclone in the middle
of the sea and it drowned.

By catching a broken wood, our Sardarji managed to reach a nearby
island. With him, one sheep and the watchdog also came to the island
one by one. Our Sardarji used to spend time with the sheep and
watchdog every evening..they will go for a walk and sit and watch the
sunset.

After so many lonely days, the sheep started looking 'attractive' to
our man. One evening, the sea breeze was very pleasant, after a
beautiful sunset, the starry night gave a romantic feel to our
Sardarji.

So, on this evening, the Sardarji leaned over to the sheep and ..put
his arm around it.

But, the watchdog looked and barked fiercely and our Sardarji could
not make any romantic move to the sheep. It went on for few evenings.
Sardarji tried many ways to distract the watchdog, but nothing worked.

On another beautiful day, another ship caught in cyclone and this
time, a beautiful, lovely looking lady washed up on the same island.

She also joined the three members (Sardarji , dog and sheep) for the
evening walks. On one evening, our Sardarji got the same romantic
feeling. He looked at the girl passionately. The girl looked at
Sardarji and said, 'how can I help you?'.

Sardarji after hearing those words from the girl, without controlling
his joy asked,

'Can you please take this dog for a walk?'

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Funny Telegrams

TELEGRAM #1


A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:


"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."


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TELEGRAM #2


A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."


The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."



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TELEGRAM #3


A wife with near maturing pregnan! Cy goes to railway station to return to her husband.


At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.


Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:


"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."



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TELEGRAM #4


A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.


The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.


Well he thinks for a while and says:


Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".


The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"


The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.


The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:


"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".



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TELEGRAM #5


A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi .


When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.


He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.


It was written:

'Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye )


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