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The Love Offer Letter
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up! to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
The Love Offer Letter
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up! to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment
would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
The touching love story
One of the most touching love story I've read in a while..
From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating
this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that
the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be
with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple quarreled very often. Though the
girl loved the guy deeply, she always asked him: "How deep is your
love for me?"
As the guy is not good with his words, this often caused the girl to be
very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the gal often vents her
anger on him. As for him.. he only endured it in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further
his studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the gal: "I'm not
very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow
me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family,
I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"
The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave
in & agreed to let them get married. So before he left, they got
engaged.
The gal went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas,
continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone
calls. Though it was hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the gal was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a
car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her
bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum cry, she
wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of
her mouth was just a sigh. She had lost her voice....
The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her
voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out
from her, she broke down. During the stay in hospital, besides silent
cry.. It's still just silent cry that accompanied her. Upon reaching
home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of
the phone which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not
wish to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote
a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.
With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent
millions & millions of reply and countless phone calls.. all the gal
could do besides crying is still crying.... The parents decided to move
away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.
With a new environment, the gal learnt sign language & started a new
life.
Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her
friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let
him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of
him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an
invitation card for the guy's wedding. The gal was shattered. When she
opened the letter, she saw her name on it instead. When she was about to
ask her friend what was going on, she saw the guy standing in front of
her....
He used sign language to tell her, "I've spent a year to learn sign
language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let
me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You." With that, he slipped
the ring back into her finger. The gal finally smiled......
Treat every relationship as if it's the last one, then you'll know how
to Give.
Treat every moment as if it's the last day, then you'll know how to
Treasure.
Treasure what you have right now, or else you may regret one day..
OLD AGE MAN meets FROG PRINCESS Joke
A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, " Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, " Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.
Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more s@xual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will l give you s@xual pleasures like you have never had."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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